facebook virgin

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you get your first digital faceplant on Facebook and you’re too clueless to realize you’ve been publicly humiliated

'Wait, why is my ex’s ex commenting on my status? I thought we were still together!'

'I accepted a friend request from my gym teacher. What is this, middle school?'

'I posted a selfie with my dog and now my entire family is tagging me in it.'

you lose your virginity on Facebook and you’re too dumb to know it was a disaster

'I tried to message my crush and accidentally sent a photo of my face covered in pizza sauce.'

'I posted a status saying I’m in love with my best friend, and now he won’t talk to me.'

'I replied to a comment with 'LOL' and now I have to explain what that means.'

you get your first Facebook kiss and you're too confused to know it's a total mess

'I liked my crush’s post and now he’s asking me out. I don’t even know what that means.'

'I commented on my friend’s photo and now everyone’s asking if we’re dating.'

'I sent a friend request to my teacher and now I get homework every day.'