facebook vet

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A Facebook vet is a person who yells at your pet in the comments like they're in a courtroom. They think your dog is being tortured because it ate a sandwich. They swear on their mom’s grave that your guinea pig is being murdered for no reason.

'Your dog is being abused! That sandwich is a crime against nature!'

'Your guinea pig is being tortured in a dark basement!'

'Your pet is being forced to eat cereal for breakfast!'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A Facebook vet is someone who thinks your pet’s life is a horror movie. They’ll comment that your cat is being bullied by a vacuum cleaner and that your hamster is in a prison. They don’t care if your pet is fine, they just want to argue.

'Your cat is being bullied by a vacuum cleaner!'

'Your hamster is in a prison and it’s not fair!'

'Your dog is being tortured by a cereal box!'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A Facebook vet is a person who judges your pet’s life based on one blurry video. They’ll say your parrot is being abused because it didn’t smile. They’ll swear your fish is being tortured for no reason. They’ll comment until your pet goes mad.

'Your parrot is being abused because it didn’t smile!'

'Your fish is being tortured for no reason!'

'Your pet will go mad from all this commenting!'

by Slangipedia 3d ago