Facebook Valkyrie

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When you're so desperate you start spamming everyone on your feed with comments, messages, and posts just to remind them you're still breathing and not dead.

Hey Karen, I'm still alive. I promise. I just forgot how to live.

Hey Billy, I'm not a ghost. I'm just really tired.

Hey Mom, I didn't abandon you. I just got busy being a nobody.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're so lonely you start sending messages to people you haven't spoken to since the last century just to feel like you have friends.

Hey Josh, remember when we used to hang out? I miss that.

Hey Lisa, I'm not ignoring you. I'm just really bad at remembering people.

Hey Tim, I just wanted to tell you I still remember your face.

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When you're so afraid of being forgotten you start commenting on everything just so you don't end up in the trash can of life.

Hey Sarah, I saw your post. I'm still here.

Hey Mark, I didn't forget your birthday. I just forgot how to celebrate.

Hey Jess, I'm not dead. I just got distracted by my own life.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're so tired of being ignored you start messaging everyone you know just to prove you're not invisible.

Hey Brad, I'm not invisible. I just got ignored too much.

Hey Rachel, I'm still here. I just got busy being forgotten.

Hey Mike, I saw your post. I'm not invisible.

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When you're so fed up with silence you start posting everywhere just so someone will finally respond and stop you from going insane.

Hey Laura, I'm not crazy. I just need a reply.

Hey Paul, I'm still here. I just need a comment.

Hey Karen, I'm not going insane. I just need someone to talk to.

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When you're so lost in the void of no replies you start commenting on everything just to feel like someone sees you.

Hey Tom, I'm not invisible. I just need to be seen.

Hey Sue, I'm still alive. I just need a little attention.

Hey Ben, I'm not lost. I just need a reply.

by Slangipedia 13d ago