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When someone can't take their problems to the grave and instead dumps them on Facebook for strangers to judge and laugh at while they're still alive.

My ex broke up with me because I don't like pizza. I'm not even mad. I'm just confused.

My dog ate my homework. And my cat. And my pet turtle.

I tried to start a band. It was called 'The Sad Pencil.' We only had one song.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Posting your life's problems online because you think the internet will pay you for your misery.

I failed my math test. I'm now a failure. Also, my dog is a failure. Also, my life.

My boss said I was 'not a team player.' I'm not a team player. I'm a loner. A very sad loner.

I cried in the grocery store. It was a very public crying incident.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're too lazy to talk to someone face-to-face but still want to be understood. So you post about it on Facebook and expect 3 people to reply with 'me too.'

My mom won't stop texting me. I'm not answering. I'm too busy being sad.

I tried to text my best friend. She didn't reply. So I posted about it. Now I'm even more sad.

My dad said I'm not a 'real man.' I don't even know what that means. But I'm mad.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Putting your problems online like it's a public service and you're the mayor of misery.

I got a D on my history test. I'm now the worst student ever. Also, my dog failed the test too.

My neighbor's cat is louder than my mom. Also, my mom is very loud.

I tried to make a smoothie. It came out like a monster. Also, it tasted like regret.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you don't have a life, so you post about it online just to feel important.

My life is a series of bad choices and failed relationships. Also, my dog doesn't like me.

I cried in the shower. It was a very public cry. Also, my hair is now a disaster.

I got a B on my math test. That's the worst thing that's ever happened to me. Also, my mom is mad.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're too weak to solve your problems yourself, so you throw them at the internet like it's a support group and you're the most dramatic person there.

I broke up with my boyfriend because he doesn't like tacos. Also, I cried in the taco shop.

My cat is now the president of my house. Also, my dog is now the vice president.

I failed my science test. Also, my dog failed my science test. Also, my life is a disaster.

by Slangipedia 13d ago