Facebook Vaguerism

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Posting something so confusing on Facebook just to get people to ask what the hell you're talking about. It's like throwing a tantrum for likes and comments. You might be hinting at someone but you're too scared to say their name.
"I saw someone yesterday, but I can't tell you who."
"This place is cursed, but I won't say which one."
"He's here, but I won't say who."
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When you post something so unclear on Facebook just to make people comment and question you like you're some kind of psychic. You might be talking about someone but you're too chicken to say their name.
"She's here, but I won't say who."
"I saw him, but I can't say who."
"This place is haunted, but I won't say which one."
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Posting nonsense on Facebook just so people will ask what's going on. You're basically begging for comments and likes like a beggar in a park. Sometimes you're hinting at someone but you're too scared to say their name.
"He's here, but I won't say who."
"This place is cursed, but I won't say which one."
"She's here, but I won't say who."
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When you post something so unclear on Facebook just to get people to ask what's going on. It's like you're trying to be cool but you're actually just a sad, confused person who wants comments.
"I saw someone, but I can't say who."
"This place is haunted, but I won't say which one."
"He's here, but I won't say who."
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Posting something so vague on Facebook just to get people to ask questions. It's like you're trying to be mysterious but you're just a chicken who can't say the person's name.
"She's here, but I won't say who."
"This place is cursed, but I won't say which one."
"I saw him, but I can't say who."
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When you post something so confusing on Facebook just to get people to comment. You're like a beggar asking for money, but instead of money, you're getting comments and likes. Sometimes you're hinting at someone but you're too scared to say their name.
"He's here, but I won't say who."
"This place is cursed, but I won't say which one."
"She's here, but I won't say who."
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