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A person who yells at everyone else's Facebook posts like they're a bad grade and blames them for the world's problems.

Why did you post about your cat's hairball? That's the worst thing I've ever seen.

Your status is too long. It should've been a tweet.

You posted about your sandwich? What's wrong with you?

A person who thinks every Facebook post has to be perfect and will throw a tantrum if it's not.

Your post is too short. It should've been a whole essay.

You used emojis? That's not how you do it.

You posted about your ex? That's not even a real post!

A person who argues with every single post like it's a math problem and they're the teacher.

Why did you post that? That's not even a real reason.

Your post is wrong. I know math.

You posted about your headache? That's not even a real problem.

A person who can't handle anyone else's Facebook updates and will scream about it in the comments.

Your post is stupid. I'm commenting on it right now.

Why did you post that? It's the worst thing ever.

You posted about your lunch? That's not even a real post!

A person who thinks every Facebook post is a personal attack and will fight you over it.

Your post is a personal attack. I'm fighting you.

You posted about your day? That's not even a real post.

Why did you post that? It's the worst thing ever.