Facebook Upgrade

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When they mess things up and call it an upgrade, like giving you a broken phone and calling it a new model. You’re stuck with it forever.

I tried to log in and it asked for my birthdate and my dog's name. What even is this?!

They took out the old button and replaced it with a touchscreen that doesn’t work. What is this madness?!

I had a simple feed. Now it's a million ads and a filter I didn't ask for. Why?!

A fancy word for making your life harder so they can charge you more money. You're just a guinea pig.

I used to scroll. Now I have to tap 10 times just to see a post. I'm not even paid for this.

They took out the old app and put in a new one that crashes every 2 minutes. Thanks, Facebook.

You used to have a feed. Now it's a game. You're not even winning.

They take something simple and turn it into a complicated mess, just to make you feel dumb for not getting it.

I had a feed. Now it’s like a maze with a bunch of ads. How do I even find my friends?!

I tried to like a post and it asked me to sign in with my email and my password and my dog’s name. Why?!

Used to have a button. Now I have to swipe and tap and click. I’m not even paid for this.

They take your old app and turn it into a new one that doesn’t work, just so they can say it’s better. It’s not better, it’s worse.

Old app worked. New app crashes. What did you do?!

You used to have a feed. Now it’s a filter and a game and a million ads. What is this?!

You had a simple app. Now you have a broken app that doesn’t work. Why?!

They make your life harder so they can charge you more money and laugh about it. You’re just a money machine.

Used to have a feed. Now it’s like a million ads and a filter. I’m not even paid for this.

I had a button. Now I have to tap 10 times just to like a post. Why?!

They took out the old app and put in a new one that crashes every 2 minutes. What did you do?!

They take your old app and replace it with a new one that’s worse, just so they can say it’s better. It’s not better, it’s just more broken.

Old app worked. New app crashes. What did you do?!

Used to have a feed. Now it’s like a million ads and a filter. I’m not even paid for this.

You had a simple app. Now you have a broken app that doesn’t work. Why?!