Facebook Update

I just got a notification that my ex is dating my mom. And I’m not even mad.

My cousin posted a status about how tired he is. He’s 12. He’s never been tired.

My uncle shared a link to buy a fake diamond. It costs $1000. He’s a fake diamond salesman now.

My aunt posted a chain mail that says if you don’t forward it, your dog will die. My dog is fine.

My mom’s status is just a picture of her lunch and a sentence that says ‘I’m hungry’.

My cousin’s status is ‘I’m selling stuff. Buy my stuff. It’s great stuff.’

My uncle posted a status that says ‘I’m tired. I’m hungry. I’m bored. I’m sad. I’m tired again.’

My cousin shared a horoscope that said I’ll have a bad day. I had a bad day. I’m not happy.

My aunt tried to sell me a fake diamond. I don’t need fake diamonds. I need real diamonds.

My cousin posted a status that said ‘Forward this or your dog will die.’ My dog is alive. My dog doesn’t care.

My mom shared a status that said ‘I’m tired, I’m hungry, I’m bored, I’m sad, and I’m tired again.’

My uncle posted a status about how he’s selling stuff. He sold a fake diamond. I don’t know why.

My aunt posted a horoscope that said I’ll have a bad day. I had a bad day. I’m still not happy.

My uncle shared a link to buy fake diamonds. He’s a fake diamond salesman. He’s not even good at it.

My cousin posted a status that said ‘I’m tired, I’m hungry, I’m bored, I’m sad, and I’m tired again.’ I’m tired of this status.

My mom shared a chain mail that said if you don’t forward it, your dog will die. My dog is alive. My dog doesn’t care.

My uncle posted a status that said ‘I’m tired, I’m hungry, I’m bored, I’m sad, and I’m tired again.’ He’s 60. He’s not tired.

My cousin sold fake diamonds. He’s a fake diamond salesman. He’s not even good at it.