Facebook Uncle

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that uncle who yells at Facebook like it’s a debate club and always says stupid stuff about presidents and immigrants

"Obama turned my kid gay!", posted at 3 a. m. on a Tuesday

"Mexicans are stealing my job and my wife!", said in all caps

"If I don’t post this, the world will end.", said after posting about aliens taking over the White House

the guy who thinks he’s a news reporter but just posts nonsense about presidents and people moving in from other countries

"I saw a Mexican eating my sandwich!", posted with a photo of a hot dog

"Obama is the devil!", said after watching a movie

"They’re coming to take my money!", said while eating a bag of chips

that uncle who posts so much on Facebook, he thinks he’s important and always yells about presidents and immigrants like they’re his enemies

"I’m posting this so my niece knows I’m not dead!", posted 17 times in one day

"Obama is ruining America!", said after eating a whole pizza

"They’re taking over my country!", said while watching a dog chase a cat