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When someone is so obsessed with Facebook that their eyes jump to the bottom right like a freakin' trained dog, just to check for notifications even when they're on a website that isn't Facebook and they don't even care.
Checking Facebook while watching a movie and missing the whole ending.
Looking at Facebook during a math test and getting a zero.
Checking Facebook in the middle of a conversation and ignoring the person talking to them.
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When someone acts like they're in a Facebook group chat in real life, even when they're not on Facebook and it's just a normal conversation with real people.
Responding to a question with a meme instead of an actual answer.
Yelling at a friend like they're a Facebook comment.
Arguing with a pizza delivery person like they're a Facebook friend.
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