Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Facebook Twit is someone who yells their boring life updates to both Facebook and Twitter like they’re the only people who care and everyone else is an idiot.

Just ate a sandwich. It was okay. You’re welcome.

Watched TV. It was on. I was there.

My dog sneezed. It was dramatic. You should’ve seen it.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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A Facebook Twit is a human who thinks they’re important enough to post the same stupid stuff on two sites, and they get mad when no one likes it.

Just woke up. It was a thing. You’re welcome.

Drank coffee. It was hot. You’re welcome.

My cat looked at me. It was intense.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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A Facebook Twit is someone who can’t live without telling the world the same dumb stuff twice, like they’re trying to impress a toddler.

Had a day. It was fine. You’re welcome.

Went to sleep. It was peaceful. You’re welcome.

My phone buzzed. It was loud. You’re welcome.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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A Facebook Twit is a person who thinks they’re famous and posts the same crap on both sites, hoping someone will finally notice them.

Ate a snack. It was good. You’re welcome.

Watched a show. It was on. You’re welcome.

My neighbor smiled. It was friendly.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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A Facebook Twit is someone who can’t stand the silence and keeps shouting the same old stuff to both sites just to fill the void.

Just existed. It was real. You’re welcome.

Drank water. It was wet. You’re welcome.

My dog barked. It was loud.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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A Facebook Twit is a person who posts the same stupid updates on both sites like they’re trying to win a bet with a donkey.

Ate a meal. It was edible. You’re welcome.

Watched a movie. It was long. You’re welcome.

My phone rang. It was annoying.

by Slangipedia 13d ago