facebook twin

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A Facebook user who either looks like your ugly mug or has the same name as you. Probably a total dud who got stuck with your face.
My cousin found my Facebook twin and sent me a message: 'Is this you? You look like you got hit by a truck.'
My teacher called me out for cheating because my Facebook twin had the same name and sat in the back of the class.
I told my mom I found my Facebook twin and she said, 'That’s your uncle. He’s been using your face for 20 years.'
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The exact same person as you, but on Facebook. They look like you got cloned and then insulted. This person is probably the reason you failed math in the 80s.
My Facebook twin sent me a DM: 'You look like a raccoon who failed a math test.'
When I searched my name, my Facebook twin was the first result. I yelled, 'Why is there another me? Are we both losers?''
My Facebook twin commented on my profile: 'You’re the ugly version of me. I’m the ugly version of you.'
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When your sibling adds someone on Facebook who has the same birthday as you, and then you both realize you're twins. Probably because you both have bad luck.
My brother added a guy with the same birthday as me. We both screamed, 'Are we twins? Are we really twins?'
My sister added a guy and said, 'He’s my twin!' I said, 'He’s my twin too! Now we’re all twins!'
My brother added my Facebook twin and I yelled, 'He’s my twin! Now you’re both losers!'
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