Facebook Tweeter

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A person who thinks Facebook is Twitter and decides to post every single thought like it's a tweet, making your feed look like a trash fire.

I just ate a taco. It was good. Maybe I'll eat another one. Maybe not.

My mom called. She said she's coming over. I don't know why.

I think I might be bored. Not sure. Maybe I'll text myself.

A human who treats Facebook like it's Twitter and spams your news feed with random nonsense like it's a popularity contest.

I think I might be tired. I might not. I might be both.

My dog just stared at me. It was weird.

I don't know what I'm doing. But I'm doing it.

A person who thinks Facebook is a tweet box and posts everything they think, making your feed look like a kid's lunchbox.

I might go to the store. Or maybe I won't.

My friend said hi. I said hi back. That's it.

I'm not sure what time it is. Maybe it's 3. Maybe it's 5.

A person who uses Facebook like it's Twitter and posts so much that your feed feels like it's being tortured.

I just woke up. I might go back to sleep. Maybe not.

I think I might be hungry. Maybe I'll eat something. Maybe I won't.

My cat is sleeping. I am not. I am typing this.

A human who thinks Facebook is Twitter and decides to spam your feed with random thoughts like they're trying to win a bet.

I think I might be tired. I might not be. I might be both.

I just saw a bird. It was flying. That's it.

I might go out. Or I might stay in. Not sure.

A person who treats Facebook like it's Twitter and posts so much that your feed looks like a broken printer.

I think I might be bored. I might not be. I might be both.

I just ate a sandwich. It was okay.

I don't know what I'm doing. But I'm doing it.