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A Facebook user who thinks they're the king of the internet just because they have 500 friends and post selfies like it's their job. They like everything. Even your grandma's cat.
I posted a motivational quote about pizza and got 3 likes. I'm winning.
I took 17 pictures of my breakfast. My life is important.
I liked a post about a guy who got a tattoo of a banana. That's dedication.
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A person who lives on Facebook and thinks everyone else is dead. They post so much it’s like they’re trying to drown the internet in captions.
My status is 14 words long. My brain is 14 words long. I'm smart.
I took a photo of my dog and my cereal. That’s art.
I commented on a post from 2012. I’m a legend.
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A Facebook user who thinks they're famous because they have 400 friends. They post so much it's like they're trying to fill up the internet with their nonsense.
I posted a selfie with my hair straight. I’m a model.
I liked a post about a guy who cried at a movie. That’s a real man.
I took a photo of my microwave. It's iconic.
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A Facebook user who thinks they're important because they have 300 friends and post like they're trying to save the world one caption at a time.
I posted a quote about life. I’m a philosopher.
I took 20 pictures of my sandwich. That’s a lifestyle.
I liked a post about a guy who got a tattoo of a chicken. I’m a legend.
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A Facebook user who thinks they're the most popular kid in school because they have 200 friends and post like they’re trying to annoy everyone.
I posted a status about my feelings. I’m dramatic.
I took a photo of my cat and my coffee. That’s a vibe.
I liked a post about a guy who cried at a movie. I’m a legend.
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