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When someone lies on Facebook so hard it makes your face hurt and you want to punch them.

My dog died. No one believed me. I said it was a murder. Everyone believed me.

I posted that I won the lottery. I actually lost my pants.

I told my ex I got married. He believed me. I didn't.

A Facebook post that is so fake it should have a warning label saying 'may cause eye rolls and side effects of laughter.'

I said I was adopted by a unicorn. My mom said I was adopted by a fake unicorn.

I posted I ate a whole pizza. I only ate two slices. My dad ate the rest.

I told my friends I was a billionaire. They believed me. I still am.

When you post something on Facebook and it’s so untrue it should be illegal and you get fined by the internet.

I said I ran a marathon. I walked three blocks and gave up.

I posted I was a superhero. My cat said I was a fake superhero.

I told my teacher I was sick. I was just hungry.

A Facebook post that’s so false it makes your brain scream and your friends roll their eyes and your mom texts you.

I said I was a rockstar. I just played air guitar in my room.

I told my friends I had a million followers. I have one. My dog follows me.

I posted I was a prince. My neighbor said I was a fake prince.

When you post on Facebook and it's so untrue it feels like you're talking to a wall and no one believes you.

I said I was a billionaire. I have a piggy bank.

I posted I was a wizard. I only know how to spell my name.

I told my friends I was a king. My mom said I was a fake king.