Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Facebook Troll is a fake friend who comments just to be a pain in the ass and make you look stupid.

Why are you sad? Your life is a disaster.

You’re not cool. Your life is a joke.

You’re a failure. You probably don’t even own a phone.

2

A Facebook Troll is someone who replies to your posts way too much and says stupid stuff just to be a bother.

Why are you crying? Your problems are tiny.

You’re not funny. You’re a joke.

You’re just sad. Your life is a mess.

3

A Facebook Troll is a family member or friend who comments right away to make you look like a total idiot.

You’re so sad? Your problems are nothing.

You’re not funny. Your life is boring.

You’re just crying. Get over it.

4

A Facebook Troll is a guy on Facebook who kills it just for fun and laughs at your misery.

You’re crying? Your life is a joke.

You’re not funny. You’re a total failure.

You’re sad? Your problems are tiny.

5

A Facebook Troll is someone who turns every post into a joke and makes you look like a fool.

You’re sad? Your problems are tiny.

You’re not funny. Your life is a mess.

You’re just crying. Get over it.

6

A Facebook Troll is someone who adds you just to check your life and laugh at your failures.

You’re crying? Your problems are nothing.

You’re not cool. Your life is a joke.

You’re sad? Your life is a disaster.

7

A Facebook Troll is someone who comments just to get likes and laugh at your updates.

You’re sad? Your life is a mess.

You’re not funny. Your life is a joke.

You’re just crying. Your problems are tiny.