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When you get a stupid crush because you’re staring at someone’s Facebook pics like they’re the last slice of pizza.

I saw her selfies and now I think she’s perfect. She’s not. She’s just smug.

He has 20 pictures of his cat. I’m in love with the cat. I’m also in love with him.

I stared at his Facebook for 3 hours. I don’t know why. I just do.

When you get a crush because you’re too lazy to talk to someone and just stare at their Facebook like it’s a dating app.

I don’t know her. I don’t care. Her Facebook is hot. I’m in love.

He posts a picture of his face and I’m like, 'I want to marry that face.'

I’ve never met him. But I’ve seen his Facebook. That’s enough.

When you fall in love with someone just because they look good in pictures and you’re too dumb to ask them out.

She has a smile. I have a heart. We’re now best friends. I don’t know why.

He looks like a superhero in his photos. I’m now his sidekick. I’m also confused.

I saw her in a photo. I asked her out. She said yes. I’m now the luckiest person alive.

When you’re so brain-dead from staring at someone’s Facebook that you think they’re your future.

I stared at her Facebook so much, I forgot my own name. She’s my future. I think.

He posts a photo of his face. I now think he’s my soulmate. He’s not. But I like him.

I looked at her profile for 10 minutes. I now think we’re married. I’m not wrong.

When you get a crush because someone’s Facebook is better than your life and you’re too scared to say anything.

Her Facebook is perfect. My life is a disaster. I’m now her fan. I’m also jealous.

He’s got a perfect life. I’ve got a perfect crush. I’m also sad.

I saw his Facebook and now I think my life is trash. I’m in love with him.

When you stare at someone’s Facebook so much, you think they’re your new best friend and you’re both confused.

I stared at her Facebook for 2 hours. Now I think she’s my best friend. She doesn’t.

He posted a photo of his dog. I now think he’s my best friend. He’s also confused.

I stared at his Facebook so much, I now think we’re best friends. We’re not. But it’s fun.