Facebook Trail

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The trail of trash talk and likes someone leaves when they bother you on Facebook like a creepy ex.
You like their post about their new job. They like your post about your pizza delivery. It’s a war of likes.
They comment on your vacation photo. You comment on their cat’s face. It’s a mess.
They send you a DM. You send them a screenshot. It’s a full-blown argument.
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The Facebook trail is when someone stalks you like a detective, leaving clues with every comment and like.
They like your post about your breakup. You like their post about their pizza. It’s a mutual obsession.
They comment on your photo of your dog. You comment on their dog’s face. It’s a dog fight.
They tag you in a post. You tag them in a post. It’s a tag team.
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It’s like someone’s been following you around on Facebook, leaving behind a mess of comments and likes.
They like your post about your bad day. You like their post about their bad day. It’s a bad day war.
They comment on your photo. You comment on their photo. It’s a photo war.
They send you a DM. You reply with a rant. It’s a DM war.
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The Facebook trail is when someone’s been spying on you, commenting and liking like a lunatic.
They like your post about your new haircut. You like their post about their new haircut. It’s a haircut battle.
They comment on your post. You comment on their post. It’s a comment battle.
They send you a message. You reply with a message. It’s a message war.
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The Facebook trail is the mess someone makes when they bother you with comments and likes like a jerk.
They like your post. You like their post. It’s a like battle.
They comment on your photo. You comment on their photo. It’s a photo battle.
They message you. You message them back. It’s a message war.
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