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When you post something on Facebook and you hit refresh like it's your job and you're being paid by Facebook to check every second if someone replied. Even though your brain should know that Facebook updates by itself, but your brain is dead.

I just posted my lunch and I'm refreshing like it's the stock market.

My ex liked my post and I refreshed 10 times before I even saw it.

I posted a meme and I refreshed for 20 minutes because I thought it was a conspiracy.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You post something on Facebook and you act like you're waiting for a royal reply. You're so desperate for a comment that you're ready to punch someone if they don't reply in 2 minutes.

I posted my feelings and I was ready to cry if no one replied.

I posted my dog and I waited like it was the final exam.

I posted my opinion and I was ready to fight someone if they disagreed.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You post something on Facebook and you're so addicted to seeing if someone replied that you forget to eat, sleep, and even your own name. You're just a brain with a Facebook account.

I posted my favorite song and I forgot to brush my teeth.

I posted my thoughts and I didn't eat lunch because I was waiting for comments.

I posted my life and I missed my mom's call because I was checking my phone.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You post something on Facebook and you're so stupid you think you have to refresh to see if someone replied. Even though you're staring at the screen like it's a horror movie.

I posted a photo and I stared at it like it was going to murder me.

I posted my feelings and I thought the screen was going to explode if I didn't refresh.

I posted my day and I thought Facebook was going to take over my brain.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You post something on Facebook and you're so annoying that you're refreshing like it's your job and you're annoying your friends just to see if they replied. You're like a kid with a toy.

I posted my thoughts and I refreshed so much my friends thought I was a robot.

I posted my life and I refreshed like it was a game show.

I posted my feelings and I refreshed so much my phone was dying.

by Slangipedia 13d ago