Facebook Tourette's

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When you lose your brain on Facebook and say something so dumb it makes your friends question your intelligence. It only lasts a few seconds, but if you're a complete idiot, it can go on for days.
'Your mom is fat and your dad is a loser.'
'I think I just ate a sock.'
'Why is my life so hard? I have 3 friends.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A sickness where you post every tiny detail of your life on Facebook and can't stop commenting on everything, even if it's about how your cereal tastes.
'I ate my cereal at 3 AM and it was the worst cereal of all time.'
'My dog pooped on my shoes. It was a masterpiece.'
'I had a dream about my ex. It was a nightmare.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
3
When you're so angry you forget your parents are watching and go on a swearing spree in the comments. It's like a profanity tsunami.
'YOUR MOM IS A FAT DOG AND YOUR DAD IS A LITTLE DOG!'
'I HATE YOU AND YOUR CAT!'
'THIS POST IS THE WORST THING EVER!'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
4
When you post random nonsense on Facebook multiple times a day, making your newsfeed look like a mad person’s diary.
'I ate a sandwich. It was a 5-star sandwich.'
'I am the best person in the world.'
'The sky is blue and I am happy.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you click 'post' so fast it sends the same comment three times, and then you post one more just to yell at the internet.
'I love this post.'
'I love this post.'
'I love this post.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you say something mean about someone on Facebook and then hide like a coward because you’re too scared to let them know it was you.
'Your hair looks like a raccoon.'
'You're the worst person ever.'
'Your life is a disaster.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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