Facebook Tough Guy

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A guy who yells at people on Facebook like he's bigger than them even though he’s probably shorter and weaker.
Hey, you're a chicken! I could beat you up in real life and you’d cry like a baby!
You’re just a tiny kid with a big mouth and a tiny brain.
I bet you're too scared to even come out of your mom’s house.
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A person who cusses at people on Facebook like he’s tough, but he’s probably just a fat kid with a fake beard.
You’re a loser! I bet you can’t even lift a pizza box!
You’re so weak, I could beat you up with my bare hands!
You’re just a sad guy who hides behind the internet.
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A guy who yells at people on Facebook like he’s the toughest man alive, but he’s probably just a guy who still lives with his mom.
You’re a wimp! I could beat you up and you’d still be crying!
You’re so weak, I bet you can’t even ride a bike!
You’re just a loser who can’t even stand up for himself!
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A guy who talks trash to people on Facebook like he’s the king of the world, but he’s probably just a guy who still eats cereal for dinner.
You’re a total zero! I could beat you up and you’d still be a zero!
You’re so weak, I bet you can’t even lift a backpack!
You’re just a sad guy who still eats cereal at night!
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A guy who yells at people on Facebook like he’s a superhero, but he’s probably just a guy who still wears socks with sandals.
You’re a total wimp! I could beat you up and you’d still be a wimp!
You’re so weak, I bet you can’t even do a push-up!
You’re just a loser who still wears socks with sandals!
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A guy who talks trash to people on Facebook like he’s the toughest guy in the world, but he’s probably just a guy who still cries when he gets a boo-boo.
You’re a total baby! I could beat you up and you’d still be a baby!
You’re so weak, I bet you can’t even ride a bike!
You’re just a loser who still cries when he gets a boo-boo!
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