Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Facebook user who only logs on to drop bombs in the comments and posts just to make everyone else’s day hell.

I love this new phone. It’s the worst thing ever.

This movie was great. I hate it.

Why is the sky blue? It’s not. It’s pink.

2

Someone who posts on Facebook just to make your brain hurt and your soul cry.

This is the best game ever. It’s the worst game I’ve ever played.

I’m happy. You’re sad.

This is the best day ever. I’m dead.

3

A Facebook user who only lives to argue and make you question your life choices.

This is the best pizza ever. It’s just bread and cheese.

I’m rich. You’re poor.

This is the best day ever. I’m stuck in traffic.

4

A person who posts on Facebook just to make your blood boil and your eyes roll back into your head.

This is the best song ever. It’s just noise.

I’m the best. You’re the worst.

This is the best time ever. I’m dying.

5

A Facebook user who only likes to comment to make your day worse and your mood go to hell.

This is the best food ever. It tastes like dirt.

I’m the smartest. You’re the dumbest.

This is the best life ever. I’m in prison.

6

A Facebook person who only exists to make your brain explode with rage and confusion.

This is the best book ever. It’s just words on a page.

I’m the most handsome. You’re the ugliest.

This is the best vacation ever. I’m stuck on a plane.