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When you scream your problems at the whole world through Facebook like it's your personal shrink and you're paying with your dignity.
My boss just yelled at me for forgetting my coffee. I'm now officially the human version of a broken toaster.
My ex just asked me to come back. I said no. Then I cried. Then I posted about it.
My cat ate my homework. My dog laughed at me. My life is a dumpster fire and I’m the one who lit it.