Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you fight about god on Facebook, usually by yelling at people who don't agree with you.

I bet your mom doesn't even believe in god.

You're wrong and you know it.

If you don't like Jesus, you're gonna burn in hell.

2

Using Facebook to argue about god like it's the final showdown between two angry priests.

Your faith is weak, my friend.

You're not even a real Christian.

I'm gonna post a Bible verse and you're gonna cry.

3

When you start a holy war in the comments section just because someone said 'hello' on a Sunday.

You said hello on a Sunday? That's blasphemy.

I'm gonna tag your priest.

Your sins are showing.

4

Arguing about religion on Facebook like you're the only one who's ever been to church.

You're not even a real believer.

I went to church every Sunday and you didn't?

You're gonna regret this.

5

Getting so mad about god on Facebook that you forget to eat and your mom calls the police.

You're wrong and I'm gonna prove it.

Your soul is in jeopardy.

I'm gonna post this on my wall and you're gonna feel it.

6

When you turn Facebook into a religious battlefield and everyone's just trying to survive.

Your faith is not strong enough.

I'm gonna send you to the pits of hell.

You're not even a real person.