facebook television

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A person takes selfies or photos every day and posts them on Facebook like it's a show. They wear dumb outfits and dye their hair just for the camera. They're so obsessed with their show, they don't notice the mess around them. If they're a cheap whore, they won't even clean the house because they're too broke to buy a mop.

Posted a photo of herself in a neon pink tutu and said, 'Day 10 of my glorious journey.'

Sent a DM: 'Why isn't my followers liking my new hair color? I dyed it purple for the show.'

Posted a video of her eating cereal in bed and said, 'This is my new drama scene.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

This person lives for Facebook. Every day, they take photos and post them like they're on TV. They dress up like a fool and put on fake makeup just for the show. They're so into it, they forget to live. If they're broke, they won't even mop the floor because they're too busy thinking about their followers.

Posted a selfie with a glittery face and said, 'I'm living my best life.'

Sent a message: 'My followers don't like my new outfit. I think I should wear a hat.'

Posted a photo of her eating pizza at 3 a. m. and said, 'This is my drama scene.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

They take pictures every day and post them on Facebook like it's a TV show. They wear dumb clothes and dye their hair to match their mood. They're so into their show, they don't see the dirt on the floor. If they're a cheap whore, they won't clean the house because they're too broke to buy soap.

Posted a photo of herself in a neon green dress and said, 'This is my new drama scene.'

Sent a message: 'Why isn't my followers liking my new hair color? I dyed it pink.'

Posted a video of her eating cereal on the couch and said, 'This is my daily show.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago