Facebook Tease

A Facebook user who flirts like a boss but has zero plans to actually do anything about it. They post old selfies that make them look like a celebrity, just so when they finally do flirt, people get super annoyed.

A person who logs onto Facebook, acts like they're there, then vanishes to do something stupid. You try to message them, and they ghost you like it’s a crime.

A girl who posts only selfies in her underwear, bad lighting, and the same 3 photos over and over. She’s got more male friends than a bar on Friday night, and they all just say ‘wowwww sexy’ like it’s a job.

Someone who posts random nonsense just to make people ask questions like ‘What?’, ‘Do tell?’, and ‘Are you okay?’ It’s like they’re trying to be a detective who never solved a case.

When you're about to chat someone, and they instantly log off like they knew you were coming. It’s either Facebook being broken or they just have telepathy and are a total prick.