Facebook Syndrom

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When you can't stand being out of the loop for more than five minutes and start yelling at people for not updating you.

DM: 'Why are you still on vacation? I need to know what your best friend is eating for breakfast!'

Status: 'I don't even know what's happening anymore, I'm dying!'

Tweet: 'My life is a failure if I don't see every single post at 3 a. m.'

A weird illness that makes you think you're famous just because people see your bad photos and dumb posts.

Post: 'Check out my new filter, I'm famous now!'

Status: 'I posted this 3 times, I must be a celebrity.'

Message: 'I have 15 likes, I'm going to be rich!'

When you start calling people by their full names because you think it makes you sound cool and important.

Text: 'Hey, Michael Johnson, did you eat lunch?'

Comment: 'I just called my math teacher by her full name, I'm amazing.'

Post: 'I called my crush by their full name, I'm a legend.'

When a new kid adds everyone in school on Facebook just to look cool and impress older students.

Post: 'I added everyone in my school, I'm the best.'

Message: 'I added 300 people so I can look popular.'

Status: 'I added my crush, I'm a legend.'

When your profile picture is fake and better than your real face, and you're too lazy to fix it.

Post: 'My face is terrible, but my profile pic is perfect.'

Status: 'I look like a ghost in real life, but I'm a model online.'

Message: 'My pic is 10/10, my face is 0/10.'

When you think you're saving the world by posting a video, even though you don’t know what it’s about.

Post: 'This video will change the world, I swear!'

Status: 'I started a group, I'm saving the world.'

Message: 'I posted this video, I'm a hero.'

When you say you're being stalked, but you keep your Facebook open just so you can keep getting attention.

Post: 'I'm being stalked, I'm terrified!'

Message: 'I posted 100 pictures, my stalker is coming back!'

Status: 'I hope my stalker never leaves, I need more likes.'