Facebook Swear

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When you yell at your whole Facebook group that you will do something and hope no one forgets you.

I swear I'll lose 10 pounds by June. Or I'll post a picture of my pizza face every day.

I promise I'll stop being a lazy ass and finally clean my room. Or I'll let my dog live in my closet.

I swear I'll finish this project by tomorrow. Or I'll let my mom know I failed again.

A promise you make on Facebook so everyone can laugh at you when you fail.

I swear I'll stop eating ice cream for breakfast. Or I'll let my friends know I'm still a child.

I promise I'll stop being a drama queen. Or I'll post a 10-minute rant about my ex.

I swear I'll stop talking in class. Or I'll let my teacher know I'm a menace.

When you post on Facebook that you will do something and then everyone watches you fail.

I swear I'll stop being a couch potato. Or I'll let my friends know I'm still a sloth.

I promise I'll stop being a loudmouth. Or I'll let my mom know I screamed at the TV again.

I swear I'll stop being a mess. Or I'll let my brother know I still sleep in my clothes.

A Facebook promise you make to sound cool but end up embarrassing yourself.

I swear I'll stop being a drama queen. Or I'll let my friends know I cried over a movie.

I promise I'll stop being a lazy ass. Or I'll let my teacher know I failed again.

I swear I'll stop being a loudmouth. Or I'll let my mom know I screamed at the neighbor.

When you swear on Facebook you'll do something and then everyone sees you fail in the worst way.

I swear I'll stop being a couch potato. Or I'll let my friends know I still sleep in my clothes.

I promise I'll stop being a mess. Or I'll let my brother know I still eat cereal for dinner.

I swear I'll stop being a drama queen. Or I'll let my mom know I cried over a cartoon.