facebook superstar

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a person who posts so much it looks like they got paid to do it and none of it is garbage

I just posted a selfie, a rant about my mom, and a status update about my feelings. All in 3 minutes.

I posted 17 times today. My followers are confused, but I don't care.

I posted a picture of my cat, a status, and a video. My life is a masterpiece.

someone who posts so much it's like they're trying to annoy their followers with their own life

I posted a picture of my breakfast, my thoughts on the weather, and a link to my favorite song. Again.

I posted 21 times today. My followers are begging me to stop.

I posted about my day, my feelings, and my cat all in one go. It was epic.

a person who posts so much they think everyone is watching their every move and none of it is dumb

I posted about my day, my thoughts, and my cat. All in one minute.

I posted 22 times today. My followers are impressed, but I don't care.

I posted a picture, a status, and a video. My life is amazing.

someone who posts like they're trying to break the internet and none of it is stupid

I posted 25 times today. My followers are tired, but I don't care.

I posted about my day, my cat, and my feelings. All in 5 minutes.

I posted a picture, a status, and a video. My life is incredible.

a person who posts so much it's like they're trying to prove they're the most important person on the internet and none of it is dumb

I posted 20 times today. My followers are confused, but I don't care.

I posted about my day, my thoughts, and my cat. All in one go.

I posted a picture, a status, and a video. My life is the best.

a person who posts so much it's like they're trying to take over the internet and none of it is stupid

I posted 22 times today. My followers are begging me to stop.

I posted about my day, my feelings, and my cat. All in 3 minutes.

I posted a picture, a status, and a video. My life is perfect.