Facebook Summer "One-upping"

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When summer starts and everyone on Facebook tries to act like they're having the best time ever just to make everyone else look like failures.
'I'm at the beach, eating ice cream, and my dog is licking my face. You're still in your mom's basement.'
'I just got a tan. You're still wearing a hoodie.'
'I'm swimming in a pool. You're swimming in your feelings.'
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That annoying time in summer when everyone on Facebook is trying to one-up each other like they're in a competition and the prize is being cool.
'I'm in Hawaii. You're in your cousin's garage.'
'I'm at a concert. You're at a concert with your mom.'
'I'm eating a burger. You're eating a salad.'
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The summer war on Facebook where people post like they're living their best life just to make everyone else feel like they're living their worst life.
'I'm at the mall. You're at the mall with your mom.'
'I'm at a BBQ. You're at a BBQ with your dad.'
'I'm going to the movies. You're going to the movies with your brother.'
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When summer hits and everyone on Facebook starts showing off like they're the only ones having fun and everyone else is just a sad, lonely, boring person.
'I'm at the beach. You're still in your mom's house.'
'I'm eating a hot dog. You're eating a hot dog with your mom.'
'I'm swimming. You're swimming in your feelings.'
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The summer battle on Facebook where people post like they're having the time of their life just to make everyone else feel like they're having the time of their worst life.
'I'm at the park. You're at the park with your mom.'
'I'm eating a pizza. You're eating a pizza with your dad.'
'I'm going to the movies. You're going to the movies with your brother.'
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When summer comes and everyone on Facebook starts posting like they're the only ones having fun and everyone else is just a sad, boring, worthless person.
'I'm at the beach. You're still in your mom's house.'
'I'm eating a hot dog. You're eating a hot dog with your mom.'
'I'm going to the movies. You're going to the movies with your brother.'
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