facebook suicide

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When you quit Facebook because you’re tired of seeing your ex’s stupid life updates and your old classmates’ boring selfies.

I’m done with this stupid app. My ex just posted a photo of her cat wearing a crown. I’m gonna vomit.

I quit Facebook because my mom keeps tagging me in her grocery store photos.

I dropped out of school and Facebook is the last thing I need right now.

When you leave Facebook to get your life back, because you’re tired of being tracked like a criminal.

I’m done with being stalked by my old crush. I’m deactivating now.

I’m leaving Facebook because I’m tired of being monitored like a prisoner.

I’ve had enough of my old teacher sending me messages about my math test.

When you tell everyone you’re going to leave Facebook, but you’re actually just mad and might come back later.

I’m gonna leave Facebook for good. Or at least until my best friend tags me in a stupid photo.

I said I’m done with Facebook, but I’m still checking my notifications.

I told everyone I’m leaving Facebook, but I came back after a week because I missed my drama.

When you go out of your way to make every one of your friends mad on Facebook, just so they can all leave you.

I made my best friend mad by liking my ex’s post. Now I’m alone.

I annoyed all my friends with stupid comments and now they all unfollowed me.

I made my old classmates mad by commenting on their boring posts.

When you post a message on Facebook saying you’re done with it, but you’re probably going to come back later.

I said I’m done with Facebook. But I’m still checking my messages.

My status said I’m leaving Facebook for good. But I’m back in a week.

I posted that I’m done with Facebook, but I came back after a month.