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Doing something online through Facebook instead of actually doing it in real life. It’s like the plague but with likes and comments.

I’m gonna tell my ex I’m married on Facebook. Real life? That’s too much work.

Instead of going to the store, I posted a rant about the cereal aisle.

I asked my mom to text me the grocery list. She replied with a Facebook post.

When you use Facebook to do something instead of just doing it. It’s like using a sledgehammer to open a door.

I broke up with my girlfriend through a Facebook status. No phone call. No face. Just a sad emoji.

I did my homework on Facebook. My teacher didn’t even notice.

I told my dad I got a job by tagging him in a Facebook photo.

Using Facebook instead of doing something real. It’s like talking to your dog about your problems.

I sent my crush a Facebook message. I didn’t even text him.

I posted a whole essay on Facebook instead of writing it for school.

I told my teacher I was sick by commenting on her Facebook post.

Doing something online on Facebook instead of actually doing it. It’s like wearing pajamas to a funeral.

I told my boss I was quitting by commenting on his Facebook post. He didn’t even reply.

I did my math test on Facebook. My calculator was a comment section.

I told my crush I liked him through a Facebook poll. He picked ‘no’.

When you use Facebook to do something instead of doing it yourself. It’s like using a dictionary to spell ‘hello’.

I told my crush I was going to the prom through Facebook. I didn’t even ask him.

I did my science project on Facebook. My experiment was a like button.

I broke up with my best friend through a Facebook story. No tears. Just a filter.