Facebook STD's

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A stupid Facebook app like Zombies, where you bite your friends to level up. It's just a bunch of nonsense that makes your friends look like idiots.
I bit my mom and she bit my uncle. Now my uncle is biting my cousin.
My best friend turned me into a zombie just to get a level up.
I bit 10 people and now I'm the king of the undead.
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If someone has an STD, they probably won't friend a random hook-up on Facebook. If they do, you might be next.
He friended my ex and now I'm worried I got his STD.
She accepted my friend request and now I'm counting down the days till I get sick.
He rejected my friend request and now I know he's got something nasty.
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A Facebook virus that spreads from friend to friend. You get it from someone you thought was cool.
My friend got it from his friend and now I'm infected too.
She friended me and now I'm coughing and sneezing all over Facebook.
He got it from his brother and now he's infecting me.
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