Facebook STD Test

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If you have an STD you probably won't add some random person you had sex with on Facebook. If they add you and accept you? No STD. If they add you and ignore you? They got an STD and now you might too.

Bob added me and accepted my friend request. No STDs. I guess.

Sally added me but didn't accept. She must have herpes and now I'm worried.

Joe tried to add me but I ignored him. He probably has syphilis and I'm now infected.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

STDs make people too gross to friend someone they slept with on Facebook. If they friend you and accept? They’re clean. If they friend you and don’t? They’re sick and now you might be too.

My ex friended me but didn’t accept. She probably has gonorrhea and I’m now doomed.

My new lover added me and accepted. No STDs. I’m happy.

That guy I slept with friended me and didn’t accept. He must have AIDS and now I’m infected.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

STDs are so bad that people won’t friend someone they had sex with on Facebook. If you accept a friend request? You’re healthy. If you ignore it? You’ve got an STD and now you’re spreading it.

I accepted my friend request. I’m clean. Phew.

I ignored the friend request. I must have chlamydia and now I’m infecting everyone.

He accepted my friend request. He’s clean. I’m still probably infected.

by Slangipedia 13d ago