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the dirty joy you feel when strangers hit that 'like' button or write stupid stuff on your post
My dog ate my homework and got 100 likes. I cried.
My ex said 'still ugly' and I got 2 likes. I died.
My mom posted 'I love you' and got 5 likes. I got mad.
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when you post something and strangers say nice things just to make you feel good
I posted 'I hate my life' and got 20 likes. I laughed.
My cat posted a photo and got 100 likes. I got jealous.
I said 'I’m fat' and got 5 likes. I got confused.
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the smug pride you get when people 'like' your post or say something stupid on it
I posted a selfie and got 50 likes. I got high.
My crush said 'still cute' and I got 2 likes. I got happy.
My boss posted 'good job' and I got 1 like. I got confused.
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when you feel like a winner because people 'like' your post or say something dumb on it
I posted 'I’m rich' and got 1 like. I got sad.
My dog posted 'I’m hungry' and got 10 likes. I got jealous.
My crush said 'still ugly' and got 2 likes. I got mad.
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the stupid happiness you get when people 'like' your post or say something dumb on it
I posted 'I’m a genius' and got 2 likes. I got confused.
My mom posted 'I love you' and got 5 likes. I got mad.
My crush said 'still cute' and got 3 likes. I got happy.
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