Facebook Status Rage

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Getting really mad because your friends post stupid stuff on Facebook that makes you want to throw your phone out the window.

My ex just posted a picture of her cat wearing sunglasses and said 'life is good.' I want to punch her.

My cousin wrote 'I'm so enlightened' after eating a burrito. What even is this?

My mom posted 'I'm just here for the vibes' and I have no idea what that means but I hate it.

When your friends brag on Facebook and it feels like they're trying to rub your face in their success.

My friend said 'I got a promotion!' and I got a promotion too but he didn't even notice me.

My brother posted 'I'm rich now' and I'm still paying rent.

My neighbor posted 'I'm living my best life' while I'm living my worst life.

A fit of rage caused by seeing your friends post fake happiness and pretend they're doing well when they're clearly not.

My friend posted 'I'm so happy' after her dog died. I'm confused and mad.

My classmate said 'I'm thriving' but he failed his math test again.

My coworker posted 'I'm living my best life' while crying in the bathroom.

You feel like a failure because your friends are all doing great and you're just sitting there being sad.

My friend posted 'I got a new car' and I still have my old one. I feel like a loser.

My friend said 'I'm going on vacation' and I'm still working 12 hours a day.

My friend posted 'I'm getting married' and I'm still single and confused.

When you see your friends post something annoying on Facebook and it makes you want to scream into a pillow.

My friend posted 'I'm so blessed' and I'm still paying my bills. I want to scream.

My friend wrote 'I'm getting a raise' and I'm still getting paid hourly. I want to throw my pillow.

My friend said 'I'm happy' and I'm just tired and angry.