Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a Facebook user tries to look busy by waiting to reply, like they're not a low-life Facebook addict who checks their phone every five minutes.

"I'll get back to you in like 10 minutes... maybe."

"I'm busy being cool, not checking my Facebook."

"I'm not online. I'm in a meeting. With myself."

2

A sneaky way to avoid replying fast by pretending you're not online, even though you're probably just watching cat videos.

"I'm offline. I'm dead."

"I can't reply. My phone is broken. Also my brain."

"I'm not on Facebook. I'm on Facebook."

3

When someone delays their reply just to make it look like they have a life, even though they're just waiting for the perfect moment to post a selfie.

"I'll reply when I'm ready. Probably tomorrow."

"I'm not replying now. I'm living my best life."

"I'm busy. I'm busy being awesome."

4

The dirty trick of waiting to comment just so you can seem important, even though you're just scrolling through memes all day.

"I'll comment later. Probably when I'm not being a human."

"I'm not commenting now. I'm being a human."

"I'm busy. I'm busy being a meme."

5

When you wait to comment just to make it look like you're not a Facebook zombie who lives in your phone.

"I'm not commenting now. I'm being a human."

"I'll comment when I'm not a zombie."

"I'm alive. I'm just alive on Facebook."

6

The art of waiting to reply so you can pretend you're not a Facebook leech who lives on the app like it's oxygen.

"I'm not replying now. I'm being a human."

"I'm alive. I'm alive on Facebook."

"I'm not a leech. I'm a leech who's not a leech."