facebook stalker

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A person who can't stop looking at someone else's Facebook. They comment on every post, like every photo, and act like they’re your best friend even if you’ve never talked.

I just commented on your status again. You’re welcome.

I liked your photo 12 times. Still not enough.

You posted a selfie. I took a screenshot. You’re trapped.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Someone who has nothing better to do than follow you around on Facebook. They steal your posts, your photos, and your life. They’re a sad, lazy, fake version of you.

Your post is now my post. Thank you.

I took your photo and made it mine. You’re a copycat.

I copied your status and posted it as my own. I’m the real you.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

They spend all day on Facebook looking at your profile like it’s their full-time job. They check your photos, your friends, and your recent activity like it's a detective mystery.

I just checked your profile 17 times today. I’m getting a promotion.

You posted a photo of your lunch. I’m jealous.

I just looked at your recent activity. You’re busy. I’m not.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You’re a Facebook stalker if you check someone’s profile more than once a day. You drag and drop their photos. And you go to the same coffee shop they do just to see them in real life. That’s creepy.

I checked your profile 4 times today. I’m not done yet.

I dragged your photo into my album. You’re now my background.

I went to the same café as you. I got coffee. You didn’t.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

They join every group, every fan club, and every page you’re into just to know your life. They’re like a ghost haunting your Facebook profile.

I joined your fan club. You’re welcome.

I’m in all the groups you’re in. I’m not a ghost.

You’re in a group. I’m in it too. We’re twins.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

They remember every post, comment, and photo you’ve ever made. They like your pics, send you weird messages, and they have a whole album of copied posts. They make Facebook the worst place ever.

I remember your post from 2015. It was good.

I sent you a message that says, 'I love you.' You didn’t reply.

I copied your post and posted it as mine. You’re my sidekick.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

They hook up with people and then follow them on Facebook like it’s their new job. They’re not a friend. They’re a follower with a bad attitude.

We had sex. Now I follow you. You’re lucky.

I followed you after our date. You’re a stalker now.

You’re my ex. I’m your follower. You’re welcome.

by Slangipedia 4d ago