Facebook Spy

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When someone invites you on Facebook, then disappears for months, only to pop back up like a ghost to see all your stupid posts, pictures, and status updates, while their profile looks like a junkyard with no info and fake stuff.

My ex invited me back in 2021, then vanished until last week when I posted a photo of my new dog. They commented 'Still cute.'

My cousin’s Facebook profile had zero info except a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses. They were spying on me like a lunatic.

My teacher’s student sent me an invite, then I found out they were checking my posts to see if I was distracted during class.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook account used to snoop on people applying for jobs, especially at big companies. The spy gets paid if they find dirt on you, like you posted pictures of your face covered in pizza sauce and said 'This is my life.'

My friend got rejected from a job because a spy found out he posted 'I failed my math test' three times in one day.

I got a job offer, but the spy found out I posted 'I hate my boss' on Facebook and then got fired.

My cousin’s spy found out she posted 'I cried in the bathroom' and got blocked from the company.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When someone logs into your Facebook without you knowing to see your messages, pictures, and posts. They’re probably jealous, sneaky, and think they’re the best at spying.

My mom logged into my Facebook and saw my messages with my crush. She texted me 'Don’t get too distracted.'

My friend’s ex logged into his account and posted 'I know everything' on my wall.

My neighbor logged into my Facebook and posted a picture of my dog wearing a hat. I called him a creep.

by Slangipedia 13d ago