Facebook Spree

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When you log onto Facebook and start commenting and liking everything in sight because you're bored and you're too lazy to do anything real.
I just spent 45 minutes liking every photo of my ex’s new dog.
I commented ‘still ugly’ on 12 of my old classmate’s selfies.
I left 7 ‘likes’ and 3 comments on my aunt’s grocery list post.
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When you spend so much time on Facebook that you forget your own name and start commenting on your grandma’s old high school posts.
I commented ‘still fat’ on my cousin’s 2008 yearbook photo.
I ‘liked’ every post from my old crush’s mom’s page.
I left a comment on my brother’s 2012 pizza review.
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When you scroll through Facebook for hours and suddenly realize you've liked 50 photos of your neighbor’s cat and commented on 12 of your old teachers’ vacation pictures.
I commented ‘still single’ on my old crush’s 2015 relationship update.
I ‘liked’ every photo of my coworker’s new puppy.
I left 4 comments on my mom’s grocery list post.
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When you’re so bored you start commenting on every post your old classmates made in 2012 and you ‘like’ everything just to feel important.
I commented ‘still ugly’ on my ex’s 2014 vacation photo.
I ‘liked’ every post from my old crush’s 2016 relationship update.
I left 3 comments on my uncle’s 2013 pizza review.
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When you spend so much time on Facebook that you start commenting on your mom’s grocery list and ‘like’ every photo of your neighbor’s dog.
I left 5 comments on my old crush’s 2015 vacation post.
I ‘liked’ every photo from my cousin’s 2014 yearbook.
I commented ‘still lazy’ on my brother’s 2016 pizza review.
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When you’re so bored you start commenting on your old teacher’s vacation photos and ‘like’ everything just to feel alive.
I left 7 comments on my ex’s 2013 relationship update.
I ‘liked’ every photo from my cousin’s 2014 yearbook.
I commented ‘still ugly’ on my old crush’s 2016 vacation photo.
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