Facebook Sports

I watched the whole basketball game on Facebook while eating pizza and yelling at my brother.

I played soccer on Facebook because my real team quit and I’m too fat to run.

I watched a horse race on Facebook and still don’t know why it matters.

I watched a football match on Facebook and spent more time arguing than watching.

I played tennis on Facebook and my opponent was just my mom yelling at me.

I watched a boxing match on Facebook and it was just two guys yelling at each other.

I watched a basketball game on Facebook and thought it was a dance-off.

I played soccer on Facebook and missed the ball because I was too busy eating chips.

I watched a race on Facebook and thought it was just a bunch of people running in slow motion.

I watched a basketball game on Facebook and it was just people trying to look cool.

I played football on Facebook and my team was just my friends pretending they knew what they were doing.

I watched a race on Facebook and it was just people running because they had nothing better to do.

I watched a basketball game on Facebook and didn’t even know what was happening.

I played soccer on Facebook because my real team wouldn’t take me seriously.

I watched a race on Facebook and fell asleep halfway through.

I watched a football game on Facebook and it was just people yelling at each other.

I played basketball on Facebook and my opponent was just my dad yelling at me.

I watched a boxing match on Facebook and it was just two guys yelling and not even hitting each other.