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when someone finally snaps and stops checking facebook like it's the last goddamn breath they'll ever take
I'm done. No more fake lives at 2 a. m.
I quit facebook. My soul is free.
I don't need your drama. I have my own chaos.
facebook sober
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when you kick facebook to the curb because it's been giving you fake vibes and making you feel like a failure
I'm off facebook. My life is real now.
Facebook is gone. My self-esteem is back.
No more scrolling. No more crying.
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when you decide to stop wasting your time on facebook because it's the only thing keeping you from being truly lazy
Facebook is out. My laziness is in.
I quit facebook. Now I can sleep.
No more notifications. Just me and my couch.
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when you finally tell facebook to go to hell because it's been stealing your time and making you look bad in pictures
Facebook is dead. My face is alive.
I quit facebook. Now I can eat in peace.
No more filters. No more lies.
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when you give up on facebook because it's been making you feel like a nobody and you're done with that nonsense
Facebook is out. I'm in.
No more likes. No more feels.
I quit facebook. Now I'm a somebody.