Facebook Snob

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A Facebook Snob is someone who thinks you're too trash to be their friend and slaps your request into the void without even looking at it.

You asked to be friends. They ignored you like you had the plague.

They saw your request and laughed. Then they deleted it.

You tried adding them 10 times. They blocked you just to be mean.

A Facebook Snob is a person who thinks they're too cool for your face and won't add you even if you beg them.

They won't add you even if you send them a picture of your cat crying.

They said you're not cool enough. You're just a background friend.

They added you. Then they blocked you. Just to be extra.

A Facebook Snob is someone who claims they were on Facebook before it was cool and still acts like they're the king of the internet.

They said they were on Facebook before it was popular. You were just on it for fun.

They kept talking about the 'old days' like they were the only ones who were cool.

They posted a throwback picture. You were just there. They were the star.

A Facebook Snob is someone who adds you just to show off, but blocks your photos and information like you're a threat.

They added you. Then they blocked your photos. You looked like a ghost.

They accepted your friend request. Then they blocked everything. You were invisible.

They added you. Then they blocked your updates. You were just a background character.