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Facebook SneakMice are the fakest people on the internet. They sit there like they’re king of the hill, watching everyone else post, comment, and live their lives, but they never do anything themselves. They’re like a ghost who only knows what’s happening because they’re sneaking peeks.
I saw your post about your dog dying, and I’m still alive. That’s not a coincidence.
You got 10 likes on your photo? I got 10 likes on my phone from my mom.
You’re posting about your vacation? I’m posting about my vacation on your timeline.