Facebook SneakMouse

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Facebook SneakMice are the fakest people on the internet. They sit there like they’re king of the hill, watching everyone else post, comment, and live their lives, but they never do anything themselves. They’re like a ghost who only knows what’s happening because they’re sneaking peeks.
I saw your post about your dog dying, and I’m still alive. That’s not a coincidence.
You got 10 likes on your photo? I got 10 likes on my phone from my mom.
You’re posting about your vacation? I’m posting about my vacation on your timeline.
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Facebook SneakMice are the ones who act like they’re in on everything, but they’re just sitting there like a lazy kid on a weekend. They never post, never comment, and never do anything, but they know everything because they’re too busy looking at everyone else.
You’re posting about your new job? I got a new job from your timeline.
You put a link in your status? I clicked it, but I still don’t know what it was.
You liked my post? I still don’t know why.
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Facebook SneakMice are like the annoying little brother who always knows everything but never does anything. They sit there and watch everyone else post, comment, and update, but they’re too cool to actually do anything themselves.
You posted about your breakup? I knew before you told your mom.
You got 50 likes on your photo? I got 50 likes from my ex.
You’re commenting on everyone’s posts? I’m commenting on your timeline.
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Facebook SneakMice are the fakest people who sit on the internet like a smug king. They know everything that’s happening because they’re watching it all, but they never do anything themselves. They’re just there to look important.
You posted about your new car? I knew it was coming before your dad did.
You got 100 likes on your post? I got 100 likes from my sister’s cat.
You commented on my post? I still don’t know what that was about.
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Facebook SneakMice are the people who sit there and act like they’re in on everything but are just watching from the sidelines. They never post, never comment, and never do anything, but somehow they know everything that’s going on.
You posted about your new baby? I knew it was coming before your doctor did.
You got 20 likes on your post? I got 20 likes from my mom’s friend’s dog.
You’re commenting on everything? I’m commenting on your timeline.
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Facebook SneakMice are the fakest people who sit there and watch everyone else live their lives. They never do anything themselves, but they know everything that’s going on because they’re too lazy to actually post or comment.
You posted about your new house? I knew it was coming before your neighbor did.
You got 10 likes on your post? I got 10 likes from my dog.
You’re commenting on everything? I’m commenting on your timeline.
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