Facebook smurfing

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Making fake Facebook accounts just to like your posts and friend you like a lovesick idiot.
I made 10 accounts just to like my own photo. It’s not bragging, it’s strategy.
Friend requests from my own fake accounts? That’s not creepy, that’s dedication.
I like my own post 50 times. My mom thinks I’m going mad.
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Making fake friends on Facebook just to make yourself look popular.
I added 20 fake people just so my friend count would look cool. It worked, I’m famous.
My fake friends liked my post. They’re not real, but they’re still annoying.
I made 50 fake accounts just to friend me. I’m a legend.
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Making a bunch of fake Facebook accounts to boost your own ego.
I made 10 fake accounts just to like my own post. I’m not vain, I’m just strategic.
My fake accounts friend me. It’s not stalking, it’s a lifestyle.
I like my own post 100 times. My brain is fried.
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Creating fake Facebook profiles just to make yourself look cool.
I added 10 fake friends just so I could look cool. It worked, I’m a legend.
I made 5 fake accounts to like my post. I’m not crazy, I’m just cool.
My fake friends like my post. They’re not real, but they’re still annoying.
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Making fake accounts on Facebook just to like your own stuff and friend you.
I made 10 fake accounts just to like my own post. I’m not obsessive, I’m just efficient.
My fake friends friend me. That’s not creepy, that’s a habit.
I like my own post 20 times. My brain is gone.
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Making fake Facebook friends just to make yourself look important.
I made 20 fake friends just so I could look important. I’m not fake, I’m just smart.
My fake accounts friend me. That’s not stalking, that’s a lifestyle.
I like my own post 50 times. I’m a legend.
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