Facebook Smackdown

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A full-blown fight that breaks out because someone’s status is annoying as hell. Friends turn into enemies just because one person thinks another’s post is a personal attack.

'You said you were happy? I'm dying!', because the status was 'Just got a promotion, can't wait to quit this job.'

'This is why we can't have nice things.', after 20 comments about a cat video.

DMs: 'You said you were single? I'm gonna die.', because the status was 'Found a new crush.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When friends turn into enemies over a status, and it's the worst thing ever. It's like a wrestling match, but with words and no actual wrestling.

'You said you’re eating pizza? I’m gonna eat you.', because the status was 'Pizza is life.'

'You said you’re sad? I’m gonna cry with you.', but it was a joke and no one asked for that.

Status: 'My day was a disaster.' Comment: 'You had a disaster? I live in a disaster.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A comment war that turns into a full-blown Facebook feud. People start throwing insults like they’re in a cage match.

'You said you’re rich? I’m gonna take your money.', because the status was 'I just bought a Lamborghini.'

Status: 'I love my job.' Comment: 'You love your job? I hate my life.'

Status: 'Had the worst day ever.' Comment: 'You had the worst day ever? I live in the worst day ever.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago