Facebook Sleuth

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A dirty trick where you spy on Facebook to dig up juicy secrets or fake news. Sometimes it’s true. Sometimes it’s total crap.

I saw your ex’s profile and now I know you’re still in love with them. You’re doomed.

Your mom posted a photo of your dad eating a whole pizza. It’s a crime.

Your friend’s dog is now a celebrity. You’re jealous.

When you use Facebook like a detective to find out what’s going on. It’s like snooping, but with more likes and fewer results.

Your crush liked your crush’s crush’s post. That’s not a good sign.

Your teacher posted a photo of you sleeping in class. You’re dead.

Your cousin’s cat has 10,000 followers. You’re annoyed.

It’s when you’re too lazy to ask someone directly, so you just stare at their Facebook like it’s a crime scene.

You saw your ex’s new bf’s profile. He has a beard. You’re mad.

Your friend’s post said they’re moving to Mars. You’re confused.

Your dad’s status is 'I’m eating breakfast.' You’re insulted.

You’re basically a Facebook stalker with a side of gossip. You don’t care if it’s true. You just like being right.

You told your friend their crush is cheating. They’re now single. You’re proud.

You told your mom her bf is a jerk. She’s now divorced. You’re happy.

You told your cousin their dog is fake. Their dog is now sad. You’re evil.

You’re like a detective, but with less coolness and more fake news. You’re probably wrong, but you still think you’re right.

You told your friend their crush is a loser. They’re now dating their crush’s crush. You’re wrong.

You told your teacher you’re rich. They gave you detention. You’re still wrong.

You told your dad he’s old. He now follows you on Facebook. You’re doomed.