Facebook Slapped

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When someone leaves their computer logged in and another person goes wild with their Facebook status or info and adds something so stupid and rude it feels like they got hit in the face with a pie.
My mom left her computer on and my dad posted 'My kid is a failure' on her timeline.
My sister logged in and my brother changed her bio to 'I hate life and I hate you guys.'
My friend left his computer on and his ex posted 'Still stuck with you? How sad.'
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When a person forgets to log out of Facebook and someone else comes in and messes up their profile with something so stupid and offensive it makes you want to scream.
My dad forgot to log out and my brother put 'I’m the best at everything' on his timeline.
My friend’s sister left her account open and her brother changed her status to 'I hate my life and my friends.'
My cousin forgot to log out and her boyfriend posted 'I’m the only one who knows her.'
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When someone leaves their Facebook logged in and someone else uses their account to post something so dumb and rude it makes your brain hurt.
My brother left his Facebook on and my sister posted 'He’s the worst.'
My friend left her account open and her mom wrote 'She’s a disaster.'
My cousin left his logged in and his friend posted 'He’s the biggest idiot ever.'
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When a person leaves Facebook open and someone else comes in and changes their info to something so stupid and rude it makes you want to throw things.
My mom left her Facebook on and my dad changed her profile picture to a cat wearing sunglasses.
My sister forgot to log out and my brother posted 'I’m the best and you’re the worst.'
My friend’s brother left his account open and his sister changed his status to 'I hate everything.'
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When someone forgets to log out of Facebook and another person adds something so rude and dumb to their profile it feels like they got publicly shamed.
My dad left his Facebook on and my brother changed his status to 'I’m the best and he’s the worst.'
My sister forgot to log out and my brother posted 'She’s a disaster.'
My friend left his account open and his ex wrote 'Still stuck with you?'
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