Facebook Slander

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Facebook slander is when a fake friend ghosts you and then yells at everyone else saying you're a bad person, and only wimps do this and they end up getting their face smashed in later
You blocked me and now you're telling everyone I stole your lunch money
You said I cheated on your test and I didn't even take it
You told my mom I was eating her face and she believed you
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Facebook slander is when a fake friend cuts you off and then tells everyone you're the worst, and only babies do this and they usually get kicked out of the house
You said I was a thief and I didn't even take your snack
You told my teacher I was a monster and I wasn't
You said I was a cheat and I didn't even cheat
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Facebook slander is when a fake friend blocks you and then tells all your friends you're a jerk, and only crybabies do this and they end up getting their butts kicked in the end
You said I was a thief and I didn't even take your pencil
You told my family I was a brat and they believed you
You said I was a cheater and I wasn't even there
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Facebook slander is when a fake friend yells at you and then tells everyone you're a loser, and only weaklings do this and they usually get their faces slapped
You said I was a cheater and I didn't even cheat
You told my friends I was a no-gooder and they believed you
You said I was a thief and I wasn't even there
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Facebook slander is when a fake friend deletes you and then tells everyone you're a rat, and only crybabies do this and they usually get their heads pounded
You said I was a thief and I didn't even take your snack
You told my teacher I was a disaster and I wasn't
You said I was a cheater and I didn't even take the test
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Facebook slander is when a fake friend blocks you and then tells everyone you're the worst, and only wimps do this and they usually end up getting their face caved in
You said I was a cheater and I wasn't even there
You told my friends I was a no-gooder and they believed you
You said I was a thief and I didn't even take your pencil
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