Facebook Slam

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When you say no to a friend request on Facebook like you just saw their face and it made you want to throw up.

My ex sent me a friend request. I Facebook slammed them. They got the FU screen. I laughed like a hyena.

My cousin tried to be cool by adding me. I Facebook slammed him. He cried. I posted it on Instagram.

I got a friend request from my mom's boyfriend. I Facebook slammed him. He called me a rude little brat. I told him to go eat a taco.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You send a friend request just to mess with them, then block them right after. They click on your profile and get a message that says you blocked them. It’s like telling them to go to hell, but with a screen.

I added my teacher just to see her reaction. She clicked my profile and got blocked. I texted her: 'See ya in detention.'

I added my crush, then blocked them. They got the FU screen. I texted them: 'Nice try, dummy.'

I added my neighbor. They clicked my profile and got blocked. They yelled through the fence: 'You’re a terrible person!' I yelled back: 'You’re welcome!'

by Slangipedia 13d ago